French kissing

Don't even get me started on the French kissing envoy. They might as well have have licked Hu Jintao's butt! Ewww... in hindsight, it's a bad mental image to have. I apologise. Let us take a look at the diplomatic plight of the French:

1. Sarkozy threatens to boycott Beijing Olympics opening Ceremony
2. Sarkozy sends envoy to smooth out Beijing relations
3. Paris names Dalai Lama as honourary citizen
4. Wen Jiabao stars in ad for Louis Vuitton

I'm new at photoshop but I'm very pleased with my efforts.