1. Change my white balance
2. Flush the toilet
In relation to number 2, I don't understand why I forget to flush the toilet. I'm sure I do it but I think there is something wrong with the flush. Perhaps I don't press it hard enough. Anyway, he was shocked by what he saw. I don't think the "How well do you know a person" quizzes on Facebook comes even close to this. Stuff the 62%, it's more like knowing me 101%. I'm embarrassed.
Speaking of the unspeakable, today I saw a kid take a dump on the beach. He just dropped his pants and used the beach (the sand as opposed to the water) as a toilet. I was thinking where the hell are the parents? I spotted the mother come rushing to her son's aid. I had a good mind to tell her off for letting her son take a dump on the beach especially when I frequently walk on this beach. However, as she was approaching her son she ran the other way. I would too. She had gone to get a plastic bag and toilet paper. After butt was wiped, the kid pulled his pants up and proceeded to play as if nothing had happened at all. Literally 30 seconds later, he pulls his pants down, squats and takes another dump. For the love of God!
After the second number 2 was over, mother scoops up the poop and is walking to the nearest bin with a bag of shit. I've often used the term 'bag of shit' but have never actually seen one in real life - until today. Yeah, Happy Mother's Day!
1 comment:
I always forget to flush my #1's. It's a habit I began living in the country and being in a drought, so flushing was forbidden for anything other than the dredded #2.
My room mates are not impressed by this behaviour at all
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