An open dialogue...

This is the kind of dialogue that takes place in the household I'm currently living in:

H1: How many donuts did you eat today? Three.

H2: Why did you think I bought the donuts, if I wasn't going to eat them?

H1: Homer.

H3: Who ate all the chocolate? Did you eat any chocolate?

H2: I haven't touched the chocolate.

H3: I know who's been eating all the chocolate.

H1: Hey! I didn't eat any chips before dinner.

H1: Munch... Munch... Munch...

H2: Where did he get that from? I didn't see him come into the kitchen.

H3: He is a stealth eater. You never see him eat but the food just disappears.

H3: How does she burp like that? I can't burp after eating only drinking.

H2: Burrrrrrp! Burrrppp!

H1: She swallows air when she eats her food.